Today Your Love, Tomorrow The World
December 7, 2009
The prawn traps are in the water.

It’s time to fish or cut bait.
I’m on the Island (Gabriola, that is) for a quick twenty-four hour visit with my dad and sister and a quick prawning session. The traps are soaking as we speak and I have two drinks going. One is a beer and another is a hot chocolate spiked with brandy. There is a fire going and there are ham hocks simmering. I’ll report back tomorrow to show you the catch.
It had to of been at least a hundred-below out there.

The sun sets over the Gulf Islands.
Three Pictures
December 7, 2009
SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
December 4, 2009
Wow, music videos have come a long way in 30 years.
“Life is short and there’s no time for fussing or fighting my friend”.
Something I Learned Today About Buffalo Mozzarella
December 3, 2009
The mafia is ruining it for everyone.

So I was at work today, just doing the list and contemplating life, when I heard some really sad news. You may or may not have heard already, but the buffalo mozzarella industry in southern Italy is having a rough year. Last year health authorities found high levels of dioxins in the cheese. The product, the best of which is from Campania, is being fucked by the mafia, who are using the countryside to dispose of large amounts of toxic waste. The liquid that the mighty water buffalo are drinking in some areas is now so full of nasty shit that it is filtering into the cheese. Check out this post on the The Lede [NYT] from last year for more.
So now the price is going up, and the product is inconsistent, and it’s off the menu, and we’re all fucked.
Raw Power
December 1, 2009
Vegetables: A good source of raw fucking power (not to mention vitamins and minerals).
I can’t express how nice it is to work with beautiful, pristine, flavorful vegetables again. The majority of stuff we use at Araxi is from B.C., specifically nearby Pemberton. This means that right now we’re using lots and lots of roots from the North Arm Farm cellar. Sunchokes, a few different types of carrots, jade radishes, crosnes, beets, beets, beets………Not quite sure which farm the romanesco pictured above came from, but try not being blown away at how fucking god-damn magical it looks.
Romanesco is the edible flower of which species of plants? First person to give me the answer will receive a free Butter On The Endive T-shirt hand delivered to them the next time I am in the city.
And also, is there a particular vegetable that holds a soft spot in your heart for sentimental or other reasons? My answer: mother-fucking snow peas right off the vine from my mom’s garden when I was growing up. Shit. I can still taste them. Sweet green explosion of flavor. You wouldn’t dare cook them. The best answer will also receive a free t-shirt. The shirts can also be had for a small fee if anyone is interested.
The T-shirt design.
Root Down: The Crosne
November 21, 2009
Also known as the Chinese Artichoke, or Chorogi……or the knotroot.

Like little michelin-men. Or some crazy animal turd.
This edible tuber of a shrub from the mint family, came to France from China in the late nineteenth century. The man responsible for spreading its seed in France was from the small village of Crosne, and he saw to it that the name of his small little hamlet would travel far and wide as the vegetable did. Within five years it was seen in market stalls all over France , and is still fairly popular there. I’m not quite sure how the vegetable made its way to North America, but I do know that Jordan Sturdy of North Arm Farms grows some really nice ones.
Though not related to the Jerusalem or globe artichoke, it does have a similar texture to the Jerusalem artichoke. Usually quite dirty from its long stay underground, it needs a good wash before it can be cooked (or eaten raw!). A restaurant trick I learned is to par cook them in salted water with a tablespoon of baking soda, which magically loosens the skins. When the tuber is tender, run cold water over, and vigorously agitate them in the a strainer. The skins should just slip off. Then Roast them in butter, pickle them……whatever your heart desires.
Cooking With The Magic Chef: Rigatoni Alla Hangover
November 15, 2009
I’m hungover and I’m hungry.

You make the water boil for coffee and I love you.
My stove is called the Magic Chef. It came with the cabin I am living in. It’s not particularly pretty, or powerful, but it’s got a lot of character and I’m learning to love it. I remember reading something Marco Pierre White said, which was something along the lines of, “you have to attack the stove, don’t let it intimidate you”. I’m trying to do that with my stove.
I came home with a hangover today – a bubbly one. Dull pain turns sharp without notice. My mouth feels hairy. I almost got hit by some fucking asshole on the highway trying to pass me on the slick, slushy road. Scary. I need food. Something rich, salty and full of carbs.






